Popo: Woohoo, well, that was a wild one.
Partijama: Vampires are creepy.
Popo: A fun sort of creepy.
Lazlo: That vampire-thing looked a lot like a Loplop to me. It must’ve escaped the Crasyan pits, and took a few blows with the proverbial “ugly stick.”
Popo: Not all that unreasonable when you stop to think about it.
Partijama: Though I know of no case of a Loplop assuming such a starkly Bombastykan form.
Lazlo: Ha, tell that to the unfortunates who were taken in by it.
Popo: And our lovable heroes who looked the no-good in the eye and refused to blink. And that’s not an easy thing to do when that guy puts on his game face…YEESSSHH.
Partijama: Even I nearly blinked. Imagine having a creature like that declare war upon you.
Popo: Trying not to. What would you do, Lazlo ol’ pal, if Jerry Dandridge marked you for for some night-time snacking?
Lazlo: Ha! That’s easy. The first step would be to leave Bombastyk.
Popo: (Cackling) Boy, that sounds like my sort of plan.
Lazlo (villain face): And then I’d hit the planet with a Makar ray. (Little green arms raised overhead) Hahaha-yee-yee-hahaha!
Popo: Weee doggie. Bring up the credits. That’d be the end of that movie all right.
Partijama: A bit excessive, don’t you think, Lord Lazlo? Why that would decimate the entire world.
Lazlo: (Folds arms) Say that when you have a neck to bite. In any case, Loplop infestations are notoriously difficult to eradicate.
Popo: You know, he does have a point there. But still, surely you can devise a plan that doesn’t include extinction of all life on this fine little world? I still haven’t re-watched all my favourite Scooby-Doo episodes.
Lazlo: Pfft, all of them are your favourite.
Lazlo (frowning): Well, it you have to be picky about it; the Loplop did show a weakness to the sun’s rays, so perhaps a Jenan blaster would do the trick.
Partijama: Oh yes, that’s much better.
Popo: Yeahhhh, why didn’t I think of that?
Lazlo: Because you have no brain.
Partijama: I really enjoyed this movie; a splendid mix of horror, suspense, and humour; and such entertaining characters.
Popo: I was all, “Amy nooooo,” and “nooooo Amy,” and “Evil nooooo,” “nooooo Evil,” and, (Lazlo roars and whips out Twylle blaster) Lazlo noooo!
Lazlo: (Puts away blaster with a groan) Imbecile…what stick were you beaten on the head with?
Popo: Why, the genius stick of course.
Lazlo: That stick must have been in an advanced state of rot.
Partijama: Hehehe. I really enjoyed the “vampire hunter,” Peter Vincent; he was so funny.
Popo: Loved that guy. He reminds me of Scooby, and Shaggy…without the appetite. I would’ve loved to have him aboard.
Lazlo: Hmph, one coward on-board is enough I think.
Popo: You say “coward,” I say “really smart,” isn’t it all just semantics?
Partijama: I loved that part when Peter is trying to prove to Charley that Jerry is no monster and it all back-fires.
Lazlo: Thankfully, for his sake it didn’t back-fire worse. If Jerry had decided to do away with them right then…
Popo: Aahhh, I knew you liked Peter, you can’t fool me.
Lazlo: (Stubborn face) Hmph.
Popo: What about when Loplop…aarrkk, I mean, Jerry said, “Welcome to fright night; for real.” That gave me goose-bumps!
Lazlo: I would’ve settled for you getting a goose-brain.
Lazlo: I liked when Evil said, (Evil voice) “My master will get you!” and then he said “Oh so sloowwlyyy.”
Popo: (Clapping) Oh, excellent rendition, Lazlo.
Partijama: That was very good.
Lazlo: (Smirks) Indeed.
Popo: How about that scene where Jerry lets the bats out, eh? Who let the bats out…who who who who?
Lazlo: I wasn’t expecting that. That was very entertaining.
Partijama: And what about Evil? I certainly didn’t expect that.
Lazlo: That was even more entertaining.
Popo: Though, I did find him a little bit shaggy. (Giggles) Get it? I said shaggy because-
Lazlo: And what about the Loplop’s helper – Billy? He was full of surprises.
Popo: Boy, was he ever, And all his surprises came out in really gooey fashion.
Partijama: Oh, did it ever.
Lazlo: Amy went through a few wonderfully entertaining changes of her own.
Partijama: Oh, my heart fell when that happened. I was screaming, silently, “Oh noooo, not Amy!”
Lazlo: You said it out loud actually; more than once.
Popo: Me too. She was such a sweetheart. But then, wow, that one was even scarier than Jerry. Eeek, what a face! I would’ve turned to dust confronted with that thing.
Partijama: Can you imagine getting your neck bitten by that?
Popo: Oh, Partijama, NOOOOO.
Lazlo: What did I say – Loplop. And ugly stick.
Popo: Hey, Lazlo, check it out (Stands, stalking toward Lazlo like a ghoul). Hehehe. I’m a vampire. I’m going to bite your neck. Oh, the horror; what ever shall you do? (Lazlo fires Twylle blaster) YEOWWW! (Popo goes spinning through the air and lands with a splash in his pool)
Lazlo: Oooh, now that was fun. Shall we have a sequel, Popo?
Popo: (Eyes spinning) In this case…I think…a remake i-is…much more desirable.